I can't believe the amount of people who are voluntarily eating vegetables today. I haven't eaten fruit or veg since I stopped living with my mum. And I'm telling you... I'm not about to start again now. Especially now I see it seems to be leading people to behave like rabbits. People hopping all over the place... Not to mention anything else ( Read more... )

Hello. My name’s Maurice Moss and I’m trying to work out who this device belongs to. Some complete fool dropped it next to a fountain, would you believe? Really. People ought to be more careful with their belongings. It could have fallen in the fountain and then there wouldn’t have been any point in me returning it. It wouldn’t even be ( Read more... )